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About Me
This is where I put all of the things I see on Tumblr that make me laugh so that I can show my husband and friends :) My other main blog is www.dancewithmydemons.tumblr.com or www.michelerock.tumblr.com
MrsRockLOLZ
my personality could best be described as going back and forth between an overemotional little shit and a cold emotionless drone
(via lilhabenero)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
